Pick the month (number) you were born in:  

1----I fell in love with

2----I ate a

3----I smacked

4----I sang to

5----I gave my number to

6----I murdered

7----I shot

8----I gave a lap dance to

9----I choked on

10---I crapped out

11---I had sex with

12---I humped   

Pick the day (number) you were born on:  

1-------A homeless guy

2-------your mom

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------a hooker

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------a ninja

13-------the computer

14-------a football player

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a Jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a pickle

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permanent marker

22-------my dad

23-------a condom

24-------my psychiatrist

25-------a policeman

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a baseball bat

29-------a DVD player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing now:  

White-------Because I was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because I'm NOT homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green-------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because I'm naked.

Gray--------Because that's how I roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange------Because I hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.  

Now put that in the subject line :) and have fun...